• Long Strange Trip

    November 1, 2017

    After we said goodbye to Breckenridge, we had a choice: take our time getting to Florida or power through. Powering through meant taking at least a week off of work and not ever taking time to see things. Taking our time meant we may need to stay a week in a place where we had no interest in staying and no relief of “we’re here for a while, let’s relax”. It is one downside of working from the road is you actually work during the day, so you can’t explore the biggest ball of string in the world because at the end of the day, it’s only the biggest ball of string and we wouldn’t be there if it weren’t so darned convenient.

    Now we’re here at Riverbend Motorcoach Resort (what a beautiful park!) and we can now reflect on the trip.

    Stops: 14
    Time: 2 months
    Miles: 2,572
    Hours: 50 (give or take)
    Wrong turns taken: 2
    Truck stops visited: 10
    Emergency stops: 1 (that story comes later!)
    Longest trip (without emergency): 5 hours (300 miles)
    Longest trip (with emergency): 6 hours (194 miles)
    Shortest trip: 1.5 hours (57 miles)

    Some of the route doesn’t make logical sense because of our needs/wants. We wanted to go to the Texas State Fair and it was only happening at a certain time. We had to both travel for work so needed to be close enough to an airport. Sometimes we had to book our plane tickets before we were actually there so there was a commitment we needed to make once we booked the flights. For some of these trips we took the rig and tow separately (anything under 2 hours) but for most we did the rig plus tow. A brief overview of the parks we stayed at and of the area:

    1. Tiger Run RV Resort – Breckenridge, CO – reviewed here. Our second time here, we had much more difficulty with connectivity (internet, cellular) but we love Breckenridge, not necessarily Tiger Run which is hella expensive. We were there for about 4 months.
    2. Central City KOA – Central City, CO – We stayed here because we remembered the view was fantastic. It was. At night it’s also pretty spectacular. This is an all-gravel KOA so tough for Piper, but we made due. We’d been to the area last year and stayed because we couldn’t get into anything closer to Denver. This is a small Casino area and old mining town (see our run-in with a miner here). We took the tow separate from the rig, making the haul on 70 a bit easier. Kitschy, not much immediately around, but cute for a weekend which is how long we stayed.

      Central City, CO
      View from our rig

    3. Cherry Creek State Park – Aurora, CO – reviewed here. Our second time here, we learned that staying at a state park during a summer holiday weekend isn’t the best idea thanks to campers who forget basic etiquette and man alive it was loud. We drove the tow separately. We did have a cadre of deer (a group of deer is called a herd, but cadre sounds cooler) visit us. We also preferred our other loop (Buffalo) versus the loop we were in (Coyote). But still, one of our favorites. It is very convenient to Denver. We were there for five days.

      More deer at Cherry Creek

    4. Colorado Springs KOA – Colorado Springs, CO – We wanted to pass through Colorado Springs to see friends but didn’t want to stay at Mountaindale again because it’s so far outside the city itself. This place probably had the most narrow pads we’ve ever seen – which only mattered because they were enclosed inside a curb and we were surrounded by trees, bushes and a sewer cap that we needed to avoid (so not good for big rigs). We drove the tow separately. Convenient to Colorado Springs. We were there for a few days.

      Tight spot at Colorado Springs KOA

    5. Raton Pass Campground and Cafe – Raton, NM – Okay, we really stayed here because we wanted something convenient on our route and wanted to stay in New Mexico. This sufficed. The sites are TIGHT but we had a mountain view so didn’t notice the rigs kitty cornering. Again, what made this campground was the view and bonus were the hosts. It was convenient to stay for a week as we rested for the next place. It was right over the border of Colorado and quite honestly, we did any restauranting and shopping there – about 15 minutes from the park. We were there for a week.

      View from our dash in Raton, NM

    6. Oasis RV Resort – Amarillo, TX – We wanted to go towards Austin so stayed here. They had  large lots and sites (we were on an end so even more room). The site we stayed on was made for big rigs so very long. Pads were paved but lots were gravel. It was VERY windy in Amarillo and the dust from the gravel was a bit nuts. We wouldn’t stay in Amarillo again, most likely, but the resort was nice. We also managed to go to the home of the 72 ounce steak and a small fair where we saw a ride break down (twice) and a very gloomy, stormy night. Twister 2 would take place there, if there was a Twister 2. This was our introduction to Texas roads and drivers. Both were a bit nuts. For example, you enter the highway on the left, pretty much all the time. Oncoming traffic needs to yield (not the same throughout most of the country). Also, people in this state tend to NOT pass on the left. Yes, this is a problem throughout most of the country but it is by far the worst we’ve experienced than anywhere else. Not the park’s fault, just the first park we stopped at in Texas! And guess what? Texas in September is HOT. We were there for a week.

      Twister2 set in Amarillo TX

    7. Whistle Stop RV Resort – Abilene, TX – Another pass through. This park is a diamond in the rough because they haven’t finished it yet. They have all the things you’d want but they haven’t finished them yet. It’s all gravel. Good for a one night stop. In Abilene, there was a ton of construction near there which was very confusing and signage on the major roads was poor. Not the park’s fault. We did experience our first, and most likely last, experience with D-Box seats at the movie theater since it was a HOT day. These are seats that recline (yay!) and move with the movie – it is much cooler sounding than it is. It basically means your seat vibrates in any car chase and shooting scene. Good to try once. But the movie theater was brand new and gorgeous. Just a two day stop.

      Getting our movie on in Abilene TX

    8. La Hacienda RV Resort & Cottages – Austin, TX – What a disappointment this park was! Oh boy, this looked promising on RVParkReviews and their site, as well as Google Maps, we didn’t realize how ridiculously tight the roads were. We also didn’t really understand how horribly unlevel  their sites were. The staff kept saying “we’ve never had a problem with that site” only to find out that 45 foot class A motorhomes weren’t common on that site. In driving around the park, we saw a lot of class As with their wheels off the ground. Yikes. However! This park has by far the most amazing dogs parks you’ve ever seen. Piper was running around like a little nut – when she zooms, she ZOOMS! – because she didn’t want to leave ever. We suspect that this was an old baseball field split in two. Close enough to Austin which is fun. We were here for two weeks – one because we wanted to explore Austin, another because one of us had to fly out of Austin airport and wanted a secure enough place to stay.
    9. Bluebonnet Ridge RV Park – Terrell, TX – Great little park that suited our needs (close enough to Dallas for the State Fair, far enough on I-20 west of Dallas to continue our journey when we needed). The pads themselves were rather narrow as well as the sites, but fine. Great neighbors and two parks in one (one nicer one with paved roads/pads for folks staying 6+ months, another for more short-term stays with gravel). We were here for a week because we wanted to take some PTO mid-week and go to the State Fair (explained here).
    10. River Cities RV Park – Boyce, Louisiana – This was a pass-through park with gravel pads and grass in between. The park is self-sustaining, meaning there isn’t an office. You must make a reservation and pay before entering. Then enter the code to get in and park at one of the assigned spots (one of 40). There seem to be a lot of long-termers. We only stayed for one night as there wasn’t anything around and we didn’t want to unhook.
    11. French Quarter RV Resort – New Orleans, LA – We were told this was like Las Vegas Motorcoach Resort and Tiger Run. That’s a big fat NOPE. Inside, don’t expect a resort. Expect a parking lot. A nice parking lot, but a parking lot. Our spot was extremely rare as it actually had bushes on it, giving us some privacy (although because of the location there was pool noise). No other site provided this. They had razor wire, which normally you’d think is for birds but those birds would’ve been chicken nuggets with the type if wiring they had. While convenient to the French Quarter, the staff were adamant that we didn’t walk (at least at night), so the convenience is gone when you can’t actually use it! Even worse, inside the “resort”, residents were partying LOUDLY (the night before our departure, when we needed a good night’s rest) until 2:30 am without security doing a thing, until the new security guard on duty told them to stop. The office staff were stellar and told us they were having problems with the security company. New Orleans wasn’t our bag, no matter. We stayed here just shy of a week.

      Danger Will Robinson!

      Lot at FQRR

    12. Gulf State Park – Gulf Shores, AL – This place was really nice. The problem with it was that it was so comfortable. We were happy to be here after French Quarter RV Resort and the beachy surroundings made it awesome. We enjoyed the local fare and just laid low for a week, before our final home stretch!
    13. Hitchin Post Corral and Campground – Cottondale, FL – This was a pass-through place, convenient on I-10. We left in the early morning, worked, then left that night for our next stop. The hosts were extremely nice. The campground itself was fine for a one-night’s (day’s?) stop.
    14. Lake City Campground – Lake City, FL  – Oh my, we are so close to our final destination! We stayed here one night, but had to pay for two nights because we came at 7 pm and left around 4:30 pm. Again, it was a one-night stop. The sites were incredibly unlevel but long and wide enough for a big rig. Convenient to I-10.
    15. Riverbend Motorcoach Resort – LaBelle, FL – TBD. We’re here for a month and a half. Time for some R&R, at least from the roads

      Our site – full porch in front


      View from our dash in Riverbend

    So it took a while. This is the map view. Holy moly!

    Our trip

    In discussing it, if we are going to a bunch of spots with not much to them, we may just power through. That said, we saw some things that were cool, others that weren’t. Explored a bit, had some white knuckle moments on the roads, and are now here. Yay!

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  • Buh bye!

    September 1, 2017

    After spending 4 months in Breckenridge, CO, the time has come to leave to our long trek back to Florida for the winter. We’d love to stay, but there’s this thing called “snow” that we aren’t too fond of. And in the mountains, snow is abundant. It’s not you, Breckenridge, it’s us.

    We had no intent on visiting Breckenridge last year when friends we met in Red Bay, AL (Tiffin campground, where hopeful sad broken Tiffins go to get fixed) said, “Oh, you’re going to Colorado? You must do Tiger Run!” We were late to the game and only were able to book 5 days straight, but those 5 days were prolonged thanks to a cancellation of someone who was supposed to stay 6 weeks. We fell in love with Summit County and knew we would return.

    So first let’s get some bads out of the way: we were struggling with water pressure all summer. We at first blamed our filter so changed the filter. After a week, same issue. Even with the water pump on, it was abysmal. When we went to our new location, we told ourselves if it was the same issue we’d have to get it checked. We didn’t need to. It was Tiger Run and all Tiger Run. Their internet and cellular were also horrible, particularly considering the price they charge.

    Now, onto the goods which are more about the area than the campground.

    Right before Memorial Day as we arrived, we were met with snow! Hey there, snow. We don’t like you much. No offense. But it was kind of a laughable snow.

    Kind of a wet snow!


    We celebrated two national holidays.

    We crossed the Continental Divide (what a shockaroo!).

    Proof that we were here

    We had our friends Chloe, Brendan, Michael and Lehnanne visit us (not together).

    We attended many, many festivals. They were filled with surprisesbad-for-you food and many alcoholic drinks.

    Entrance to the BBQ festival

    We met furry friends. This was on the trails of Copper Mountain where we attended the Cider Festival (yes, another festival, and yes, it was mmm mmmmm good!).

    Going to town on that pinecone.

    We ate a lot of local fare, most of which was imported from elsewhere.

    Best non-New Haven pizza there is!

    We traded in our old bikes for new ones and went on many many bike rides on the trails here. One thing about biking in this area – there are always people who are much more experienced bikers and much less experienced. Being “average” isn’t a bad thing. This was our “typical” view which is pretty incredible. The most tiring ride was from Breckenridge to Copper Mountain – all uphill – where we attended the Cider Festival. After spending a couple hours attending that, we were happy the ride back to Breckenridge was all downhill.

    Typical bike trail. Doesn’t get old.

    We played Dirty Marbles, a game that is popular at Tiger Run. Think of it as “Sorry” where the goal is kind of being cutthroat against your opponent. As a result of playing, we met some great people.

    We broke rules. (Backstory: this is a large grassy area that is designated for a large fire pit, but no one follows the rule of no pets allowed. This is because it is a common area. After two months of fighting Piper who pulled towards the smells left by other dogs there, we stopped fighting it. Piper is a rule-breaker, technically, not us. Rebel.)


    We saw the eclipse in our own private field.

    Uber cool glasses

    We saw some things that made us feel like we were on an acid trip.

    Pterodactyls with weird face in the middle of downtown Breckenridge. Of course.

    We enjoyed the great outdoors. Breckenridge is perfection during the summer. No humidity. Doesn’t get over 79 degrees. Temperate. We used the fire pit often at night.

    So adieu, Breckenridge. Thank you for a great summer.

    Buh bye Summit County!

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  • Fire on the Mountain

    August 18, 2017

    There is no better time to do a review of a firepit right after a fire ban, no? You may have seen our area on the news (our families certainly did with people coming out of the woodwork ensuring we were safe…we are!) that there have been some forest fires and evacuations as a result of some careless people.

    So do as we say, not as we do. Start a fire. And do it without much muss or fuss.

    What: Flame Genie Wood Pellet Fire Pit
    Where to Buy: Amazon or direct from manufacturer
    Price: Around $100

    If you’re like us, you don’t like to buy bulky items (where you ask “where on earth we’re going to store the thing?”). If you’re also like us, you like to have campfires even if the site you’re renting doesn’t have a fire pit. This is the perfect solution for both problems. The Flame Genie is compact (you can keep it in tact when stationed somewhere for a while but also easily break it down, and there’s also a handy dandy carrying case you can purchase!), burns wood pellets instead of wood (the pellets basically disintegrate upon burning, making a small pile of ash) and boy, does it make a big warm fire! And unlike campfires that smell up the whole joint, it burns pretty clean and you won’t find smoldering the next day because you neglected to properly put it out. It burns out quickly. And you won’t reek of that fire smell. It burns clean. And your neighbors,  who may not like the fire part of the campground, will have no qualms with you using this nifty device.

    There are some downsides. You have to keep feeding the fire with just the right amount of pellets (too few makes the fire collapse, too many chokes the fire) and it may take a couple of tries to figure out what that amount is. Its kind of like a video game in that way, so perhaps that’s an upside. You also have to purchase pellets, gel and long matches so it isn’t like you can just open the box and start a fire. These are relatively cheap, easy to find and easy to store.

    Would Buy Again: Oh hell yes. Coming from a state campground where fires were a staple to a private campground where your site is 100% dependent on the site owner (where we have flowers in the fire pit because their fire pit is rather pathetic), we love this little fire pit. It may be small but it packs a huge fire and big heat.

    Buy it here:


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  • Gov’t Surprises

    July 24, 2017

    You sometimes don’t know what to expect until you actually are doing it. Sure, you can plan and prepare but even then, you come across unexpected good surprises and unexpected bad ones. We will be reviewing what those are, based on subject.

    The first round is about government-run campgrounds.

    The Good

    1. COE Campgrounds. You may be wondering “what does COE mean?” We’ll tell you. “COE” stands for “Corps of Engineers”. They are usually located near water and you won’t generally find camphosts greeting you and showing you to the non-existent pool, but what bang you get for your buck! These are usually the cheapest stays for a paid campground (anywhere between $12-$18 per night), albeit there weren’t any sewer hookups at the ones we’ve stayed at. The sites are usually large. We knew people raved about them but this was still a pleasant surprise. If available we’d definitely stay again.

    Aux Arc, AR COE

    2. State Campgrounds. Ok. These can vary state to state. We admit it. We were surprised that unlike many national parks, many state-run parks and their campgrounds are big rig friendly. They’re all over the board with maintenance and such but we haven’t been disappointed yet. One of our most favorite campgrounds happened to be one that was a state campground.

    Cherry Creek, CO neighbors

    3. County Campgrounds. These are even more diverse so generalizing is dangerous. They are 100% dependent on the county maintaining them, but we’ve stayed at ones with huge sites and amazing internet. The ones we’ve stayed at were big rig friendly and really well-maintained. This was surprising to us.

    Boardman Marina, OR

    The Bad

    1. COE Campgrounds. If you have a big rig, not having sewer readily available may be a problem if you don’t want to unhook and find a place to dump. We didn’t realize that it was no sewer when booking (surprise!) but we were only here for two days. Okay, okay, we’re stretching here. You do get a ridiculous bang for your buck.

    2. State Campgrounds. Reservations. Oh my, reservations! Some states are more cut-throat than others. If you are a full-timer, you are competing with locals who go to state campgrounds as a vacation spot on the weekends for a relatively cheap price. You can’t technically stay for more than 14 days, but the easy workaround is having more than one email address and booking with it. Forget holidays. Weekends are crazy as well. Some are not well-maintained as far as trees, so while your rig may meet the length requirements, there is an unspoken height requirement as well (we have met many a tree).

    3. County Campgrounds. Many don’t allow reservations less than three days in advance and reservations aren’t posted until three days before arrival. This means, upon entering, if the camphost isn’t available, you need to guess which site to park at where someone isn’t about to make a reservation. It’s common in national parks as well, but man it’s confusing. We had no idea about this.

    You’ll notice that we didn’t list national parks. That’s because, being a big rig, we haven’t had the opportunity to find a park that will fit us. Maybe that’s a negative for us but we have friends who love them.

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  • Training Day

    June 1, 2017

    What: RV Driving School
    Where to Buy: RV School
    Price: Varies, depending on type ($695 for the one we took)

    Between the two of us we have *censored for ridiculously high count* years of driving experience. It’s second-nature to the both of us. In thinking about driving a 45 foot motorhome (plus tow!), we first watched youtube videos, talked through the logistics of driving a motorhome, discussed how this would be different than driving a car or SUV, et cetera. But like many others, we tend to learn by doing.

    Knowing that we were driving something that was hundreds of thousands of dollars (a bit different than the Jeep, we’ll admit), we knew that we weren’t going to depend on youtube. We researched RV Training and determined that we wanted to get training before we took a major trip, so looked at Pennsylvania.

    Our first roadtrip stop (in NC)

    We researched via Google and Facebook and found RV School. They have multiple locations because they aren’t a brick-and-mortar “school”. They have trainers throughout the nation who may live in the location (considered to be “permanent locations”, or be visiting for an extended period of time (“seasonal”) or just a couple weeks (“temporary”). The instructors determine their own schedule and you work out the timing of the training with the instructor. That said, payment is to RV School and RV School stands behind their instructors.

    We took a Combination/2 person lesson. It’s a 2 day 6 hour intensive training. There’s also an option for a single/1 person course with the option of a “ride along” companion, but we both wanted ownership of the driving in some way.

    We contacted the instructor, Ray Casselberry, to work out the date and place. Ray was a lifetime truck driver who was retired, and we felt he was fully capable of helping us drive the bus. He recommended we travel an hour to South Central Pennsylvania (Carlisle). So with Kim, Chris and the dogs in tow, on Chris’ birthday, his gift was driving our brand new RV (happy birthday to you!).

    The training itself was intense and thorough. Did it cover every scenario? No, how could it, but it started at an RV park Ray had a relationship with (and known to have some tighter turns so we maneuvered with an instructor right there for the first time) and the area had everything – steep hills (up and down, as what goes up must come down!), small town roads, traffic circles, highways (entering and exiting) and large shopping centers (to practice backing up). It also allowed the dogs practice to travel in the rig, and helped us identify some snags in our current doggie containment system (our dogs, it turns out, were used to the car and being RIGHT NEXT to us).

    Kim driving with Ray as the passenger on some PA side road.

    To say we learned a lot is an understatement. The training was invaluable. One thing our instructor immediately corrected was our speed. When we both got to the wheel the instruction was “slow down”. As we had more practice, he said it less and less. We also came across some spine-tingling “omygah!” moments which he talked us through (getting onto a packed highway, for example). We learned the “stupid face” (Ray’s phrase) which is the face you give if a car decides to be jerkish and blocks you from safely making your turn. We learned to be more patient than you have driving a car or a SUV. It’s so simple, but it reiterated safety first.

    Other than the perk of being more confident with our driving, another perk is insurance – completion did lower our rates than if we hadn’t taken the course.

    Would Recommend: Yes. We do often think back to lessons taught during those two days and it was worth every single penny.

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  • Campgrounds 2

    April 26, 2017

    So, we’ve told you our tale of our favorite campgrounds here. We loved them all for so many different reasons. Now’s the time to tell you about campgrounds that celebrate mediocrity. Remember when we told you how reviews are subjective here? Well, despite doing the research, sometimes there’s nothing you can do but experience it first-hand. Sometimes the heart wants what the heart wants no matter what the gut tells you.

    Consider this to be the Razzies of GeekRV. The only thing contributing to these rating is our subjective selves. Take it or leave it. Are these the worst campgrounds ever? No, but they fell short based on expectation set by the website or reviews.

    Least Pet FriendlyColumbia River RV Park, Portland OR. As pet owners, we look for parks that are pet friendly. Well, the problem with this is that park owners know that many RVers have pets so call themselves pet friendly. We didn’t learn until we checked in that this park expected you to NOT walk your dogs anywhere in the park but pick them up, trot about a quarter mile out of the park, go across a busy street and go to another park’s enclosed dog park which is basically a small dirt field. Because, you know, that’s logistically realistic. Considering they have little strips of grass (some of which floods), there’s not much they’re saving. There are signs everywhere stating people live here and to not let dogs go on the grass. People live in neighborhoods with houses, too, and as long as you clean up it’s legally something dogs can do. And they give no alternatives or designated areas inside the park, so that means the park is NOT pet-friendly! Besides that, this is a parking-lot type trailer park that claims to be Big Rig friendly as much as they claim to be pet-friendly. Emphasis on claims. Gut check: we stayed here because of location. We wanted to be close. Sometimes it is all about location but sometimes, it just isn’t.

    No dogs allowed (that goes for birds!)

    Worst Connectivity. Southern Oregon RV Park, Central Point OR. There were many things wrong with this park but the thing that stands out the most is connectivity. They are right off of I-5 in a populated area. Jackson County, which runs this park, didn’t put in any wireless because they opted to not install it or they haven’t gotten around to it yet . That said, without wireless, the cellular service was bare minimum (one bar for AT&T and Verizon). We drove a mile down the road and service was great. They are basically in a dead zone. When it rained out, service went from one bar to nothing. And, you know, it never rains in Oregon (insert sarcasm here). Besides the connectivity, security was an issue, had a terrible reservation service, didn’t have an office and camp hosts who seemed missing in action. Gut check: if it appears to be good to be true online, it is too good to be true.

    Biggest Opportunity LostThe Rock RV Park, Rockmart, GA. What a gorgeous piece of land. What a great concept (outdoor concert venue and camping). Amazing views and peaceful (no concerts when we stayed there). That said, that’s the end of it. Loose dogs everywhere (we believe one was the owner’s dog). Most hookups are at the front of the sites so very tough access. The driveway to get to the site is all hills. Most sites had a hill as well. There are low-hanging wires at the entrance, and despite stating they were Big Rig friendly we couldn’t help but scrape these wires (you should be fine if you’re under 12 feet tall, we are 13’5″). The owner assured us he had a pull through for us. Despite having reservations, we showed up without a place to park. Their solution was to park on a big field next to another site where the resident was gone for the weekend and piggyback off of their sewer (which was backed up), electric and water. We were glad it didn’t rain as that field would’ve been tough if it turned to mud. Below is a picture of the property, though, so that’s why we call it the biggest opportunity lost. Imagine if the property was actually meant for RVs! Gut check: this was an available park on a holiday weekend when everything else was booked. The biggest upside was the beauty. 

    The Rock music hall

    Are You Willing to Testify Under Oath? Forsyth KOA, Forsyth GA. We called the office to ensure they are Big Rig friendly. We explained our size and class. They said “Oh yes!” People lie. The “paved” roads are torn apart. The turns are not just tight but nearly impossible (doable, but not fun). We were placed on the bottom of a steep hill. We had a pull-through site that was extremely unlevel with a hurricane ditch across us. They placed us in the middle of the row which was raised and had a ditch on either side of the pad. Pulling out of that deathtrap was nerve-wracking. Less experienced drivers or someone not paying attention would’ve destroyed their rig. Gut check: The reviews stated this park wasn’t Big Rig friendly. We called to verify and they said they were. Sometimes you need to believe what you read.

    You Never Actually Visited, Did You? Newport Dunes, Newport Beach CA. A certain blog rated this park as one of “16 top RV parks to stay when money is no object”. Um, yeah. We suspect the people who wrote this article never actually visited, and if they did, they’re blind. What they forgot to mention was whether the park was actually decent or not. It was the most expensive park we’d ever stayed (this is saying something) but it seemed kind of like a dump. The only thing about this park is the view. If you get a bay-side spot, you’ll have a view. That really is the only thing this place has going for it. The spots are not only extremely tight, but there’s barbed fencing on either side of your site which makes it even more tight. If you do not have a bayside site, you will not fit if you are a big rig. Many people had fires and kids playing in the street because the sites were small. The only reason we fit length-wise was because we didn’t have a tree in front of us so we jutted out in front. There were a ton of issues with water to and from the sites. They turned it off for a day (okay, that happens). It then was turned back on. The next day, they had to shut the water off again. Before all that happened, they told the site next to us to use our water since theirs wasn’t working. Gut check: we wanted to stay in Newport Beach more than we wanted to believe the mixed reviews. Believe the bad reviews.

    But the view is nice

    So the mantra when trying to decide where to stay? Do your research, trust your gut. Do your research, trust your gut. Say it with us now…

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  • Where the Helicopters Come

    April 20, 2017

    We wanted to do a helicopter ride around the Grand Canyon for our anniversary. It was (lucky) number 15, we were in Vegas, we felt a moral imperative to go. We did some research online and Sundance Helicopters got great reviews. We went with the Grand Canyon Sunset picnic tour in the EC-130 upgrade (more windows to see the sights). We were considering the private helicopter but decided it wasn’t worth the astronomical cost.

    The limo picked us up an hour and a half before the scheduled tour and we checked in about an hour early (based on region of where they pick you up – the earliness of the pickup was kind of a bummer). Then there was a lot of waiting, and waiting, and waiting. As we were waiting, we were surprised how many people were taking this tour. We were afraid that they would cancel the tour because there’s a minimum of 6 people. No worries there.

    The view on the way to Grand Canyon

    Thank goodness we didn’t opt for the private helicopter! Each timed tour takes off at the same time and lands at the same time, and there were easily 10 helicopters on our tour. Even though there was one couple who did the private helicopter, they sat with the rest of us (6 per helicopter, 60 other people gathered in one small area so it isn’t exactly “private”). We had a small picnic at an approved ridge and hung out for 30 minutes or so. We were a bit shocked how little we got to see of the Grand Canyon. Here it is.

    Break in the Grand Canyon

    The most impressive part of the trip honestly was the sunset and the quick tour around Las Vegas at night. Sure, the lights are just lights but at night they were really something.


    We were happy to have done it. We can now say “yes, we’ve flown in a helicopter” and “Grand Canyon? Check!”.

    Helpful hint 1: you will be walking on ROCKS and you will be near helicopter blades. It also gets very cold in the evening. There were people who had a ton of problems because of their choice of attire. They were freezing, couldn’t walk without looking like a baby giraffe and clearly regretted that decision to leave the jacket behind. Meanwhile we were strutting around because we chose wisely. “Lookit us! Climbing rocks without issue!” Okay, not really strutting. We really didn’t do that. But we were strutting in our minds.

    Yay, helicopter!

    Helpful hint 2: you get a limo ride to and from your hotel (we parked at a hotel around Las Vegas Motorcoach Resort, 5 minutes away from the Silverton). When you leave for your limo, it’s last in/first out. We were lucky that the six other people in the limo didn’t seem to mind going so out of the way from their strip hotels to drop us off first.

    If you’re in Vegas, want to see the Grand Canyon, and only have 4 hours to see the Grand Canyon, this might be a good workaround to see a lot in a very little amount of time.

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  • Campgrounds

    March 31, 2017

    This will be a breathing list because we’re always moving! That said, here are the ones that top our “best of” list  and why. Full disclosure: This is completely subjective. There is no point system, no scientific method. It’s all whim.

    Best Area: Tiger Run Resort, Breckenridge CO – For us the location was perfect. You’ll be a stone’s throw from bike/running paths, near everything and tons of local flavor in both Frisco and Breckenridge. Pros of this campground are nice wide, paved roads. Lots of greenspace for the dogs. Amazing views and prime location. Breckenridge, for us, was a place unlike any other. Tiger Run kind of knows this so they have not improved some key pain points yet, such as allowing constant construction from owners improving their sites (they have rules to dissuade this but they aren’t enforced). Staff needs a serious overhaul. It is the location that makes this place so great for us.

    Tiger Run, Breckenridge CO

    Tiger Run, Breckenridge CO



    Best Layout: Las Vegas Motorcoach Resort, Las Vegas NV – The best layout of park we’ve seen for big rigs. Spots are gorgeous, lots of greenspace for the dogs. Easy in-and-out location. Cons is that there is no enclosed dog park and because this resort is 100% owned, your spot may be sold while you’re staying there (not fun to move). That said, the lots are really something, complete with shade, grills, fireplaces and outdoor refrigerators on some sites. There are events about once per month so you can get to know your neighbors (although there is some exclusion of owners versus renters, such as the gym hours). Staff is really great. The residents are hit-or-miss, some are very friendly, others are friendly to only certain residents (read: of a certain age-group).

    Best Dog Park: Portal RV Resort, Moab UT – The dog park in the resort section was the highlight of our dogs’ day! It is large, grass is spongy, and there’s a place for owners to sit on a bench in the shade. The park itself is very nice, although the resort section is hit-or-miss. Some lots have gazebos while others don’t. Ours didn’t, but did back up to a horse field where we were visited by guests daily.

    Neighbors at Portal RV Resort, Moab UT

    Neighbors at Portal RV Resort, Moab UT

    Best Hosts: Mountaindale RV Resort – Colorado Springs, CO – The owners/hosts take great pride in this park and there’s a reason. The hosts love their park and love their guests. Also, this is a resort that caters to big rigs and the owner actually took another campground and combined two spots into every one spot. The spots are HUGE and the wireless is the best we’ve seen at any campground. Our only issues were that AT&T was completely dead (a known issue, make sure you forward calls to skype, the wireless will help you along) and there wasn’t much grass. The people, wireless and the spot sizes more than made up for it.

    Best Wireless: Mountaindale RV Resort – Colorado Springs, CO – Again, they are the best of the best in wireless. You wouldn’t believe how good it is. The best internet of any campground we’ve ever seen and as a result connectivity (which could be an issue) wasn’t an issue at all. They are one of the only campgrounds we’ve seen that recognized an issue and while they had no control over the issue (AT&T being blocked by a MOUNTAIN!), they compensated by getting the best wireless access out there. We wish more campgrounds did this.

    Best Events: Elite Resorts, Clermont FL – Every Monday, Tuesday and Sunday there are get-togethers hosted by the resort (happy hour, snacks and ice cream). As a full-timer, it’s a great way to meet your neighbors and make some great friends. The staff and the residents make this place amazing. Spots are very large. A ton of greenspace for the dogs. The spots don’t really have much to them, very little privacy, but very nice park. We didn’t visit the mouse that often, but there are a lot of Disney fans who live here. Cons are constant construction within the park.

    Elite Resorts, Cleremont, FL

    Elite Resorts, Clermont, FL

    Best Newbie Campground: Raleigh Oaks RV Resort, Four Oaks, NC –  This was a Christmas holiday stop for us, not necessarily where we’d choose to go on our own, but it is very close to the east side of Raleigh, the spots are paved, lots are grassy and large and the people are beyond compare. These were the folks who didn’t charge us for a no-show because they knew the rain was horrible, and wanted to promote “safety first”. 

    The skinny is we’d love to put Las Vegas Motorcoach Resort’s layout in Breckenridge, hosted by the owners of Mountaindale with their wireless, with a dog park built by Portal RV Resort and events held by Elite Resorts. That, friends, would be the perfect RV resort!

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  • Review: Mail Forwarding

    February 22, 2017


    What: Mail Forwarding Service
    Where to Buy: Depending on domicile. We’re reviewing St. Brendan’s Isle and Escapees
    Price: Varies

    Once you decide on a domicile and you’re full-timing, unless you have a family member willing to be the point of contact for your mail and have them send it (which may not exactly foster good will between yourself and the family member), you should look into mail forwarding services. We used two services over the year. The difference between them are night-and-day.

    Overview: This service has both Texas and Florida. The pricing structure is varied, depending on the level of service you want. The basic service ($195) includes the annual fee, postage deposit, enrollment fee and a cancellation fee (which seems a bit presumptuous).

    If you opt to not have class or special sorting, you will not get the (brand new) scanning service. You will not be notified if/when new mail comes in so you need to be on top of things or schedule a weekly/bi-weekly/monthly send if you want to see your mail.

    Our Experience: You could not pay us to use this service again. It was beyond horrible for us. They sent our mail to the wrong customer (ok, mistakes happen). What’s worse is they didn’t let us know about the fact that they lost it and did very little to get our mail back. We asked for our mail to be sent to us with 2-Day delivery and received their verification it would be sent. After 5 days, we had not received the mail so we reached out. No response back. Finally we called again after 7 days, only to find out that they sent the mail to the wrong person and had no idea where the mail was. They thought the mail was sent to a particular customer, but did not reach out to the customer to see if that was the case nor did they send that customer a label to send the mail back. They neglected to tell us anything, and only told us because we continued to prompt them for information.

    After a lot of words from us, we also insisted we be provided with a daily update. No update was provided. Finally we received a call that they received our mail back and there seemed to be a question how the mail should be sent. Considering we waited a week plus due to their mistake, you’d think good customer service would tell them that they should send the mail Next Day Air at their expense. That was asking too much. We asked for tracking information and none was sent. The unapologetic and lackadaisical way they handled their mistake was appalling. It felt like we were dealing with volunteers who would rather be doing anything than doing the job of mail forwarding. It was unprofessional at best.

    Would Recommend: No. Wait, on second thought, NO.

    UPDATE: After writing this review, a VP from Escapees reached out to Kim, claiming that the mail was delayed because some of the mail was addressed to Chris and the service was only for Kim. Actually, none of the mail was addressed to Chris and 100% was addressed to Kim so we asked them to check their sources. However, we did point out that if that was the case, then this should have been conveyed in the first place. The explanation made no sense because return to sender for Chris wouldn’t have lost Kim’s mail as well, but maybe there’s some fancy USPS action going on there. Maybe Mastercard is offering us a free pony if we sign up now through junk mail. We reiterated that the issue was the customer service and lack of transparency. In addition, they indicated they did comp the shipping of the lost mail to us. As we don’t get an accounting of this, we will accept their statement and stand corrected on that point. This incident occurred approximately four months ago and this is the first time anyone reached out to us to explore the miscommunication. We are certainly willing to work with them, but the information we’re being given is inconsistent with their own information they provided to us months earlier. If they had said a few months ago “Yo, Bozos! You did this wrong!” we would have worked with them and this post would have read “This is how newbies can screw things up”. They said nothing to the kind at the time. For the record, Chris doesn’t use the address, nor does he give it out, and he’d actually be hard-pressed to provide it to anyone without calling Kim first to ask for the address (to which she’d say “Why are you giving out that address?”). We appreciate their reaching out and hopefully things have improved since this incident. We still do have the service and the one other time we had mail sent to us it arrived without issue.

    St. Brendan’s Isle
    Overview: This service allows for marine travelers as well as RVers to receive their mail. The “Travelers Special” is a monthly fee of $11.99 per month which includes all mail forwarding. There is also a scan option of $7.99 per month.

    Our Experience: We opted for both the Travelers Special and the Scanning Service options. This service has been invaluable to us. We were notified via email when new mail came in. The postage fees to get the mail to us was extremely reasonable. The scanning service was very valuable as we were able to view bills and not have to waste postage fees on mail we didn’t really need to see in person.

    We have also had large packages delivered here without issue. The price of $240 per year may seem steep, but considering the terrible experience we had with Escapees, we knew the reliability and consistency of this mail forwarding service was worth every penny. In addition, mail scanning with Escapees would bump up the base price so the price is practically even. St. Brendan’s Isle. Everything has been handled professionally and we found the service is perfect for our needs. We never really had to “think” about our mail. All the hard work is done by them.

    Would Recommend: Yes

    The Bottom Line
    If choosing between the two mail forwarders, without hesitation we would recommend St. Brendan’s Isle. We are giving Escapees a chance as they did reach out to try to remedy the issue and will update as things progress.

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  • Review: Shower Triple Wall Mount Pumps

    January 14, 2017

    We have a glass-enclosed shower which makes things like bottles, soap and such look a bit unkempt (never mind the loofahs, they add character). They are just extra things we have to put away before driving. We saw this at Bed, Bath and Beyond and while the price was steep, thought it was perfect for the shower. They have these in singles, doubles and triples. Some other makers have them in a brighter chrome but we liked the stainless look.

    We chose the triple because we (read: Kim) needed a place for shampoo, conditioner and liquid soap.

    What: Triple wall mount pumps for the shower
    Manufacturer: Simple Human
    Where to Buy: Bed, Bath and Beyond, Amazon, Kohls
    Price: $70
    Would we buy it again: Yes


    The Pros: Instantly cleaned up the shower. You can have your loofahs and razor all in one place.

    The Cons: Other than the price tag, the biggest con to this is that you have to make sure that your conditioner is not too thick (otherwise it will clog). Originally we used Aveda’s products (Invadi) and had a terrible time with clogging. We switched to another Aveda product (Balancing conditioner) and no problems.

    The Results: There are probably other items out there that are less expensive, but this works for us and we liked the look. It has become of the daily routine and at no point do we say “Gee, wish those bottles were back”.

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